Fonzie Songtext

von Bill Scher

Another pack of women
Clamor around him in Arnolds
With a snap, three girls in his lap
He's cooler than Ricky Ricardo
He's only 5 foot 3
And hold no GED
Why do they, why do they
Find him so studly?
With his tight Levi's jeans
And hairfull of Bryllcream
Why do they, why do they
Find him so studly?
Oh not Richy, not Potzie
Fonzie, Fonzie, Fonzie
Oh not Ralph Malph, or Mr. C
Fonzie, Fonzie, Fonzie
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Every night another girl who is stacked
Yet ne never contracts STD's
His bathroom office is in the diner
That's owned by Mr. Bianchi
There was no PC, in 1953
That's why he's always objectifying
And Joanie loves Chachi
And Chachi loves Joanie
Did I mention that he is a mechanic?
On he did Laverne, and Shirley
Fonzie, Fonzie, Fonzie
Oh he knew Mork, but not Mindy
Fonzie, Fonzie, Fonzie
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay