Clicker Blues Lyrics

Remember when...
Online was where you hung the wash
And a MegaByte was a really big nosh
And if it was a Virus you got
You went to the doctor and got a shot, Uhhh.

Internet or Interface
Download, Upload, Database
Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak
They may as well be speaking Greek!

Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back
A Hack drove a cab
And a burgral was a Mac
Modems, Chat Rooms, Dos and Dots
A Mouse in your Pad, that's why we had cats

Nowadays... you need a degree from MIT
To operate your own TV
I used to find a channel quicker
When all you needed was one clicker
Listen, I don't mean to bicker
But now my clicker has a clicker
And each new clicker makes mes icker
If I could only find a clicker
To turn all the clickers OFF!!!