Old Skater Boy Lyrics

He was an old man, she was old too
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He did ice skating,she liked to play bowls
And had a complex about his tight ice rink clothes

He wanted her, he was a perv
There was a feeling ice skating couldnt serve

But old ladys friends played bolws on the grass
They hated his tight suit showing off his wrinkly ass

He was an old skater boy, she said drop the coustume boy
Old men dont look good in tights
She was into bowls but her heart was stole
Surely her request about the lycra was right

Five years from now, she sits at the home
A nurse feeding her apple sauce

She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Ice skater man on euro sport TV

She calles her bolws pal, they bitch behind skaters back
She gets over excited almost has a heart attack

She waits out side, "the old nursing home"
With eggs and some flour to be thrown

He was an old skater boy,she said drop the costume boy
Men dont look good in tights
Lycra isnt cool
He looks like a fool
Now he's on TV, but shes was right

Okay it was really quite mean
He was only fufilling his dream

But I'm with the old skater boy, he still wears the coustume though
Yeah its embarassing
But theres one good thing
Remember hes very old
Ice skating pays pretty damn well