Swearytale of New York Lyrics

[Adam Kay]
It's Christmas eve
I'm on the forecourt
To buy a present
From the Wild Bean Café
There's packs of cigarettes
There's packs of moist towelettes
There's Dan Brown audio cassettes
And sacks of charcoal briquettes

[Suman Biswas]
Where the fuck've you been, I've been waiting for hours

[Adam Kay]
Oh don't be so cross, look I've brought you some flowers