London Underground Song Lyrics

Some people might like to
Get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm gonna take my bike
Cause once again the Tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30K

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING TRAIN

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy, fucking, useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts - I want to shoot them all with a rifle

All they say is 'Please mind the doors'
And they learned that on a two day course
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to 'Mind the gap'
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy, fucking, useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts - I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform has a fucking tramp
But the drivers get the day off when
WE'RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN

London Underground
London Underground
Wa Wa Wankers, they're all Wankers
London Underground
London Underground
Take your Oystercard and shove it up your arsehole