The Song That Didn't Rhyme Lyrics

Wrote a song
It was wrong from it's very first conception
Seemed I struggled on every line
It wasn't fast, wasn't pretty
Wasn't serious or witty
The song that didn't rhyme
The band couldn't wing it
The singer couldn't sing it
The drummer's always out of time
The DJ's were offended, my union card suspended

Billboard declared it a crime

Chorus:
The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
On a song that didn't rhyme

It was bland, it was boring
All the groupies there were snoring
The first time we played it live
All the record guys got fired, the president retired
But somehow the song survived

Chorus
No redeeming value of any kind
But thanks for the twelve ninety nine
On a song that didn't rhyme