Woke up this morning, feeling unglued
Went to the cupboard, thought I'd make me some brew
Well, it happens every morning, can't wake up
?Till I get a little somethin? in my coffee cup
Caffeine, why ya gotta be so mean?
Went to the table feelin? incomplete
Just ain't mornin till I have a cigareet
Well I search the house all over to find me a smoke,
I sit down with my coffee and I have my mornin? choke
Nicotine, why ya gotta be so mean?
Well I know it ain't healthy,
I know it ain't cool
I know I'll probably kick off in a decade or two
But what an addiction, couldn't quit if I tried
I know that if I would,
I would roll over and die
Well, I made it through the mornin, bad habits by my side
Now I feel an urgency that cannot be denied
Well, my body's really draggin?, my blood is so tired,
If I don't get some chocolate soon I know I'll expire
Cocoa bean, why ya gotta be so mean?
(guitar break)
(repeat bridge and last verse)
Caffeine, why ya gotta be so mean?
Oooh nicotine, why ya gotta be so mean?