Big Fat Bitch Songtext

von Zac Brown Band

"we were driving to birmingham, alabama and my buddy keith was driving the truck
And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac.
She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that big fat bitch
So i grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went"

Big fat bitch
She's a big ol big ol fat bitch
She goes to ryan's and they say, "shit!
This one's gonna cost us...
She's a big ol bitch!"
She's a big ol bitch

She sweats grits
You can hide a pound of dope
Under one of her tits

Big fat bitch
She's a big ol bitch

Who stole christmas?
The grinch
Who stole the twinkies?
Big fat bitch!

She's a big ol bitch

Yeah she had this cajun friend
Who had a pet alligator
She ate that some-bitch
Like it was a green now n later
Or a fried green da-mator
You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush
To masturbate her

She's a big ol bitch
She's a big ol bitch

When she was eight years old she had a pogo stick that would say, "hey wanda!"
And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong"
And now her pogo stick says, "holy fucking shit!"
And they go "bount. bount."

She's a big ol bitch
She's a big ol bitch

She gargles and drools and spits
And she makes all kinds of noise
She chases the ice cream man down cunningham
In her corduroys

She's a big ol bitch
She's a big ol big fat bitch!!!!