The Legend Songtext

von YTCracker

It was a California August in '82
When my mother gave birth to the SpamTec crew
13 years later, had me looking at Linux
Programming made me stronger like Popeye to spinach
Now, people know that a DG carry weapons
But if that weapon is a NES you steppin'
We finished Contra in only one life
Finished Metal Gear 2 using only a knife
People might that we're frontin'
Then they see all the newb's online that I'm puntin'

My rhymes flow, just like my code
Even though my source is owned by SCO
What about my Endian, I keep it low
See me on Gun Bound, call me pro
I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro
A PSA boy, the more you know.

I'm a legend everywhere that I go
Every distro
Every Craigslist ho-punk that I dissed yo
Can't get enough of YTcracker's jams
And they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM
I'm a legend everywhere that I go
Every distro
Every Craigslist ho pumpin' they fist yo
Can't get enough of YTcracker's jams
And they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM

I said my heart's wide open Goatse
And my Windows min like Ho Chi
I'm just another nerd but I rap about it
Shit talk on the 'net, then I laugh about it
I been caught trippin', like the Star Wars kid
When I'm on Ebay snipin' a bid
Catch me on a web cam like Numa, Numa
See me at the club and I'm rocking Puma
Another net legend if you see me yodel
Spit a little something that's anecdotal
Tell me bout the time that Ebaum's World
Stole your 'chop like I stole your girl
Catch me on Genmay not Something Awful
Lowtag would ban me rofl, rofl
I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro
PSA boy, the more you know.

I'm a legend everywhere that I go
Every distro
Every Craigslist ho-punk that I dissed yo
Can't get enough of YTcracker's jams
And they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM
I'm a legend everywhere that I go
Every distro
Every Craigslist ho pumpin' they fist yo
Can't get enough of YTcracker's jams
And they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM

I'm a legend everywhere that I go
Every distro
Every Craigslist ho pumpin' they fist yo
Can't get enough of YTcracker's jams
And they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM
I'm a legend everywhere that I go
Every distro
Every Craigslist ho-punk that I dissed yo
Can't get enough of YTcracker's jams
And they can't get enough of YTcracker's SPAM