Grandma Got a Facebook Songtext

von Your Favorite Martian

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild,
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad.
Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie.
She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish.

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma