Start (Fucking Yourself) Today Songtext

von World's Scariest Police Chases

Don't forget to look both ways right before you cross the street
Don't forget to brush your teeth after every meal you eat

Make sure you take your vitamin pills
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Don't drink like a fish unless you got gills
And stay away from Chik-fil-A

Living clean
Eat mostly leaves
No caffeine
Steam press your jeans
Eating meats no treat
It rots in your guts and kills the sperm in your nuts

File your taxes
You little bastards
Stash cash away in your 401k
And Roth IRA

Get good interest rates
And retirement plans
LETS START TODAY