Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop
The great big greedy nincompoop.
Augustus Gloop, so big and vile
So greedy, foul and infantile.
Come on we cried, the time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe.
But don't dear children be alarmed.
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.
Although of course we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit.
Slowly wheels go round and round
And cogs begin to grin and pound.
We'll boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure.
Then out he comes, by God, by grace
A miracle has taken place
A miracle has taken place.
This greedy brute, this louse's ear
Is loved by people everywhere.
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of FUDGE!!!