Lullaby Loon Lyrics

Rock and roll is a crock of shit
The boys in the band are full of it
Newspaper people just won't quit
Rock and roll is a crock of shit

Cozy ballads make me puke
Takes forever and stains my suite
Country is a hybrid fluke
Cozy ballads make me puke

Folk music is a complete bore
Takes forever and makes me snore
What with all that legend and lore
Folk music is a complete bore
Call me a liar call me a loon
Open that window I'm coming home soon
Down by the river that leads to the sea
My true love is a waiting for me