Afterschool America Lyrics

I'll never write a movie with a father character
Who speaks like an animatronic in an afterschool america.
He says "we all put our pants on one leg at a time"
Or "goddammit, yoni. you never do anything right."
Don't wanna own another black pocket comb
'cause that's just not me...
Why experts pick physical gold over paper in 2003.
(don't wanna own) no more pocket combs
'cause that's just not me...
Why the experts choose gold over paper in 2003.


Bones are bones my friend
And you won't find flags
In a million years
In the fossil record