No One Ever Told Me Lyrics

No one ever taught me how
To watch a television
Like a baby i knew my candy
No one ever caught me
When i learned to ride a bi-
Cycle
And like the pavement em-
Braced my skin
No one ever warned me
About that television

Now i'm brain-dead at
Twenty seven
No one ever mended my
Lumps and bruises
And now it's hard to breath
With a broken nose