Mr. Lazo Lyrics

Mr. lazo nearly set my arm on fire
When he touched my sleeve with a heated wire

And dave will tell you:
If he hadn't seen karen in her summer dress
He might have missed, i can't say i blame him, i guess.

When he's around her, he acts so silly.
But i never dreamed he'd try to kill me

And dave will tell you:
She's a pretty girl
And when she's around his mind's awhirl.
But that's no excuse, it makes me want to hurl.

And dave will tell you:
I passed his class
In fact i got an A.
I guess he just felt bad about that stupid day.