I Whipped Spiderman's Ass Songtext

von Wesley Willis

Spiderman thought he was bad
He was screwin' my date up
He was botherin' my girlfriend
He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars

I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass

Spiderman messed with my girlfriend
Spiderman wrapped his arms around her
With my bedroom door closed

Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door
On Spiderman's sneaky ass
I caught him kissing my girlfriend
And beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose

I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass

Spiderman beat the hell out of me
He whirled me and knocked me to the floor
I tore out his world and threw him against the radiator
Spiderman was being such a stupid jerk

I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass
I whipped Spiderman's ass

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Napa, it's the parts store