I'm already out of things to say and the drinks haven't even come
I'd say I love you to fill up space but I just said that
(here we are)
And it didn't go over too well
(at the same dive bar)
Like I was trying to convince myself
(here we are)
But I'm not sure you even heard
(where we first met)
She's telling me now this thing has run its course
Eight year for what
A shotgun divorce
She's staring me down
She's got the decency to cry her tears someplace I can't see
Excuse myself to gather my thoughts
Run some cold water down my face
The mirror captures my stupid grin ad infinitum
(here she comes)
Ah shit I forgot my comb
(and I'm so scared)
An exquisite replica of dime store cologne
(i know in my heart)
Will just have to do
(i'm doing my best)
Right about now I sure could use that drink 'cause drowning in my palm is an engagement ring
She's staring me down
She's got the decency to cry her tears someplace I can't see
Wish I could say she brought out my best but I couldn't stop screwing up when she was around
Took me for granted
(here we are)
Before I go there is just one thing
(at the same dive bar)
Oh Here's this ring
(i know in my heart)
Take it. It's yours
(i'm doing what's best)
It's yours
She's telling me now this thing has run its course
Eight year for what
A shotgun divorce
She's staring me down
She's got the decency to cry her tears someplace I can't see
Our anniversary is here
Take the ring
Goodbye my dear
Anniversary is here
So long