Narrator: And now it's time for The Blues with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues.
Hey, everybody! I'm gonna lay down some blues.
All sunshine and roses, no rain came my way.
I said, all sunshine and roses, no rain came my way. Mm-mm.
My dad bought me ice cream, oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day!
I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face. That's right, right on my face.
I said, I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face.
Got some on the table, oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place.
Hey man, whatcho doin'?
I'm singin' the blues!
Aw, man, the blues is for singin' when you feel sad.
But I don't feel sad.
Man, then you got no business singin' the blues. Here, lemme help you out. Take this.
Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!
Now gimmie back that ice cream.
You took my ice cream.
You took it from me.
You took my ice cream.
You took it away from me.
Oh yeah! Now you're gettin' it. Now listen up.
(harmonica solo)
But I'm still not sad.
I'll just have a ... cookie!
No, no, no, man! You almost had it. C'mon, like this.
You took away my ice cream!
You took it away from me.
My sweet creamy ice cream,
I don't care 'bout no cookie. Whoo!
Now try it again.
My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.
That's right. Mm hm. Feel it.
My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.
Aw, sweet man, sweet.
But that don't bother me none!
I got me my freshly baked... strudel!
Wha? Strudel? Man, you can't say strudel in the blues! That don't even rhyme.
Well, what about... poodle! 'Cause I got a poodle.
Oh, no. Don't tell me you're gonna eat that poodle.
No, I'm just gonna pet him! Pettin' poodles makes me happy.
Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues.
'Allo! Would you like to polka?
Sure!
Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel.
Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel.
But I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
Just here with my poodle.
That's right! Oh yeah!
I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
Just me and my poodle.
Narrator: This has been The Blues with Larry, tune in next time to- oh, never mind. Larry's not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon.
Writer(s): Kurt Henry Heinecke, Mike Nawrocki, Tim Hodge
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