Salesmunz Rap Songtext

von Veggie Tales

Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!

Salesman #1: If you want a big hat

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!

Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue

Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!

Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?

Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose

Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!

Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree

Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!

Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck

Salesman #2 and #3: Got it! check!

But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!

Salesman #1: What we've mentioned are only just some

Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come

Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so ... nice

Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice

Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!

Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!

Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to!

Madame: How could I afford not to?

Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!

Salesmen: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!