Mac and Cheese Songtext

von Veggie Tales

The Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. We joined Larry as he recounts the amazing tale of his family's invention of macaroni and cheese.
Larry: It's true!
I will explain it to you!
As only an opera can do!
My...
Great grandfather
And my
Great grandmother
I forget how many greats
Well, they lived in different families
Families: Lived in different families
Larry: Who didn't like each other...
Antonio: My name's Antonio Cucaroni
And we eats-a pasta only
Cucaroni 1: Buscantni, Rigatoni
Cucaroni 2: We like-a penne
Cucaroni 3: Cannelloni
Antonio: But don't call them noodles
Cucaronis: Ha ha ha ha ha
Momma Cumberisi: My name-a Momma Cumberisi
And our food's extremely cheesy
Gorgonzola
Cumberisi Kid 1: Eww, it's smelly
Cumberisi Kid 2: But I still want some in my belly
Momma Cumberisi: That's because we like our food extremely cheesy
Cumberisis: Ha ha ha ha ha
Antonio: Have you met my son-a Tony?
He makes a mean-a macaroni
Momma Cumberisi: My Maria makes a charming saucy cheese
Someday she'll meet a man-a
Who comes from her own clan-a
Antonio: No son of mine will ever marry a Cumberis... i
Larry: My
Great grandfather
And my
Great grandmother
I still forget how many greats
Though their families were enemies
Maria and Tony liked each other
(both carts of pasta and cheese sauce roll away, Tony and Maria hopped on them, but crash because of rocks and results a glob of macaroni and cheese, the families were not happy)
Momma Cumberisi: (gasps) It's his fault!
Antonio Cucaroni: Her fault!
Momma Cumberisi: Your fault!
Larry: No, it's their fault
The families were having a fit
Maria and Tony were tasting
Tony: Iiiiit's... impastably delicious
Maria: It's incheddarably delightful
Tony: There's a piece on your lips
Both: We shouldn't miss this biteful
(both of them sigh, then they're about to kiss, only to get interrupted by Larry)
Larry: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! (groans) This is my grandparents! Nothin' to see here! (whispers) Let's just skip to the end.
That's how my
Great grandfather
And my
Great grandmother
I still don't know how many greats
But they brought together the families
Families: Brought together the families
Larry: And invented Macaroni and Cheese (continues singing until Momma and Antonio stop arguing)
Momma Cumberisi: It's cheese and macaroni!
Antonio: It's macaroni and cheese!
Larry: It's
Great
Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry., tune in next time to hear Antonio say...
Antonio: It's-a-Grrrrreat!