Kilts and Stilts Songtext

von Veggie Tales

And now it's time for silly hold it!
And now it's time for silly songs with Scottish Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly Scottish song

Scooter: I can't tell ya how proud I am at this moment!

I dance on stilts
While he knits quilts nice quilt!
I sing with simulated Scottish island hilt ah beautiful
He plays his bagpipe
Eats tagged smelts Irish!
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts sing it lads
In our red tartan kilts
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts

Scooter: Technically you stitch a quilt, but otherwise lovely!

Jean Claude: How about ze morning to you!

Scooter: Hang on to let you know that's not in Scotland

I dance on stilts excuse me sir!
He sticthes quilts what ya doing with a shamrock!
I sing with simulated Northern Irish hilt
He plays his whistle what?
Eats salted smelts they're not on the menu
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts I have nothing against me, I
In our green tartan kilts
We feel so smart in our green tartan irish kilts but this is a scottish song

Jean Claude: Take it to you!
Scooter: Hooh!
I dance on stilts
He stitches quilts what are ya doing!
I sing with simulated english cotney hilt english?!
He plays his trumpet goh
Eats crumpit melts give me that crumpit!
We feel so smart in our St. George's english kilts well ya shouldn't
In our St. George's kilts no, wait!
We feel so smart in our St. George's english kilts no gooh

Jean Claude: Howdy y'all!
Scooter: Stop it you, you're ruining me perfect

I dance on stilts
He stitches quilts american!
I sing with ordinary unaccented hilt I'm feeling dizzy
He plays his banjo
Eats cheddar melts I'm breaking you know
We feel so smart in our star spangled skyded kilts stop it!
In our star spangled kilts stop that
We feel so smart in our star spangled kilts oh!
This has been silly songs with Scottish Larry tune in next time to hear Larry say:

Larry: Just get him some scotch tape and butterscotch, he'll be fine
Scooter: Oh, my body lies already in heaps!