Now it's time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning
Bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out
Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh
Where oh, where is my hairbrush?
Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and
Slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his
Composure and reports
I think I saw a hairbrush back there
Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back
There, back there, back there is my hairbrush
Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters
The scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
Towel, Junior regains his composure and comments
Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!
Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become
Of his hairbrush? Larry wonders
No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no
Hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no hair for my hairbrush
Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob
Regains his composure and confesses
Larry, that old hairbrush of yours Well, you never use it. You don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach- 'cause he's got hair!"
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments
Not fair for my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not
Fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not
Fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!
Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself
In a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
Embarrassed at the sight ofeach other. But recognizing Larry's
Generosity, the Peach is thankful
Thanks for the hairbrush.
Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the
Hairbrush, calls out
Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take care of my hairbrush.
The end!
Writer(s): Kurt Henry Heinecke, Mike Nawrocki, Lisa R. Vischer
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