Endangered Love Lyrics

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

We join Larry as he watches the tragic saga of Barbara manatee, in the daytime drama, 'Endangered Love'

Larry: Barbara manatee
Manatee, manatee
Larry: You are the one for me
One for me, one for me
Larry: Fell from up above
Up above, up above

Larry: You are the one I love
O Barbara, o barbara

Phil: Please don't cry Barbara, you're a nice manatee
Phil: You've been so good to me
Phil: But I must go into the world to know the things for the good of us
Phil: And you can't come because you don't speak French
Phil: Au revoir!

Barbara: But if you leave me
Barbara: Then who will take me to the ballfield?
Barbara: I have a new dress and shoes and new manatee lipstick
Barbara: Who will take me to the ball?

Larry: I'll take you to the ball, Barbara manatee!

Barbara: Please don't go
Phil: I must
Barbara: Please don't
Phil: Must must
Barbara: Don't don't
Phil: Must must

Larry: Barbara manatee
Manatee manatee
Larry: You are the one for me
One for me, one for me
Larry; Fell from up above
Manatee from heaven
Larry: You are the one I love

Larry: Barbara manatee
Manatee manatee
Larry: I'll be your monami
Monami, monami
Larry: I'll take you to the ball
To the ball, to the ball
Larry: I hope you're not too tall
You will have trouble dancing

Barbara: Phil, I've learned French!
Phil: You have?
Barbara: Me oui. Je'si manatee. See?

Phil: Will we be monami
Phil: I always knew you could
Phil: I really hoped you would
Phil: Now can we go into the world and know all the things that are good for us?

Barbara: Yes! But first, will you take me to the ball? O Phil, will you take me to the ball?
Phil: I can't dance
Barbara: You can't? I must go

Phil: Please don't go
Barbara: I must
Phil: Don't go
Barbara: Must must
Phil: Don't don't
Barbara: Must must

Larry: Barbara manatee
Manatee, manatee
Larry: You are the one for-
Bob: Larry? What are you doing?
Larry: Just watching a little TV, Bob.
Bob: Well maybe you should read a book.
Larry: Ya OK.

This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Phil say

Phil: Barbara, I've learned to dance
Barbara: O Phil