Various Artists:

Whipped Screen Songtext

Spoken: Hi! I'm Brooke Windom,
And welcome back to the Windom Workout disk 2 challenge, and our daily commitment to being the best that we can be!
(Yeah)!
So grab your cardio whip 5000,
Cause if you wanna get ripped,
You gotta get whipped.

(sung) Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now,
My workout's not for you!
I'm talkin' to the woman who wants it all,
Gotta pay for whatcha get,
Cause size 2 clothes don't come to those
Too lazy to sweat!

I want you whipped into shape!
When I say 'jump' say 'how hi?'
You know you're doing it right
When you start to cry.
If you don't look like you should,
You've gotta whip it, whip it, whip it good!
I'm sorry ladies, no escape,
'til you're whipped into shape.
(spoken):
Brooke: Come on Sabrina you heffa! Work it out!
Sabrina: I hate you Brooke, and I love you for it!
(sung):
Whipped into sh...
(spoken)
Elle: Hey! Why'd you pause it?
Callahan: We have a lot to cover...

(Speech quality singing)
Callahan: Meet our brand new client; Brooke,
You can laugh, but she's made tons
Off her DVD and book
"whip your way to tighter bums"
Happily married so she swears,
To her 60 year old stud,
Til stepdaughter came downstairs, and found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brook took a plea, I'd have her out in 3 or 4...
But she claims she did not kill him.
Warner: Did she?
Callahan: Let's watch some more.