ASH AND SCOTT
What the fuck was that?
SCOTT
Your sister has turned into a zombie
ASH AND SCOTT
What the fuck was that?
ASH
Your girlfriend was a demon too
ASH AND SCOTT
What the fuck was that?
SCOTT
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie
ASH AND SCOTT
What the fuck was that?
ASH
I got some Shelly on my shoe
ASH AND SCOTT
What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?
What the fuck was that?
SCOTT
Dude, these hoes been zombefied!
I cannot stay here anymore
I'm getting out of here!
ASH
No, we cannot leave, Linda's ankle won't make it, I fear
SCOTT
I cannot stay, I killed my lay!
I must go now
ASH
You can't go now
SCOTT
I must!
ASH
You can't!
SCOTT
I must
ASH
You can't!
SCOTT
Bitches out for blood!
I can't take this anymore
ASH
We don't even know if there's a way back
Except for that damn broken foorbridge
SCOTT
Gotta go!
Right now!
I'll find a road where I'll flag down a van!
ASH
Just listen to me
SCOTT
No I won't!
ASH
Linda can't walk
SCOTT
It's time to go!
ASH
Cannot hike
Can't even stand
SCOTT
Then we'll leave her
That's our brand-new...
ASH AND SCOTT
Plan
What the fuck was that?
SCOTT
Now I'll put an end to this vacation
ASH AND SCOTT
What the fuck was that?
ASH
Scott, don't leave me all alone
ASH AND SCOTT
Necronomicon
The Book of the Dead
ASH
The Chant
SCOTT
A curse
ASH
The chicks
SCOTT
I'm gone!
ASH AND SCOTT
What the fuck was that?
It's the Evil Dead!
Writer(s): Avril Ramona Lavigne, Martin Karl Sandberg, Johan Karl Schuster
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