The Girl Next Door (from the Diary of a Horny Housewife) Lyrics

All the pin ups in magazines
Movies stars on the silver screen Don't do anything for me
Can't you see?
What you get is what you see
No more maybe it's maybelline
She can give you everything you need
What you need
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door

Just for me
You can take her home to mom
She's got that small town charm
That comes anytime you want and more
And do you know she's your biggest fan
Cause she'll cancel all her plans
Give you everything she can til the end
Til the end
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
Think I'll take a walk on down her road she's on
Maybe now i think I'll call her on the phone
Or am I better off alone?
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
She's the girl next door, Nice but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
Just for me Just for me Just for me