Massachusetts Lyrics

If you say 'Come with me off to Massachusetts'
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there
Maybe even two sets
Buy the finest china
Then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes...

Mr. Laurence:
Well? Go on!

We will build model boats off in Massachusetts
There in Massachusetts by the bay
Put them together and wait until the glue sets...

Mr. Laurence:
What's the matter now?

I dont remember the rest, sir.

Mr. Laurence:
While we wait, we'll polka for the folk along the parapets!

Off

Mr. Laurence:
To Massachusetts

Yes, we're off

Mr. Laurence:
To where the shops are sweet

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
We will play minuets off in Massachusetts
Boston, Massachusetts, Beacon Street

If you say 'Come with me'
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there

Mr. Laurence:
If you say come with me off to Massachusetts
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there
Maybe even two sets

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
Buy the finest china then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes

Off

Mr. Laurence:
Yes we're off

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
To Massachusetts
Yes we're off (Yes, we're off)
To where the shops are sweet
We will have no regrets off in Massachusetts

Mr. Laurence:
Boston, Massachusetts we

Boston, Massachusetts we

Beth & Mr. Laurence:
Boston, Massachusetts we repeat!