Various Artists:

How Much Is That Doggie in the Window Songtext

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the ugly face.
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do believe her name is Sian, not Grace.

I must take a trip to California,
And leave my poor sweet-heart alone.
If he has a doggie, then he won't be lonesome.
And the doggie will have a good home.

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggy tail.
How much is that doggy in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I read in the paper there are robbers
With flashlights shining in the dark.
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark.

I don't want a bunny or a kitty.
I don't want a parrot that talks.
I don't want a bowl of little fishies.
'Cause I can't take a goldfish for walks.'

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggy tail.
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.