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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Songtext

So you're havin' trouble with the high school head,
He's givin' you the blues,
You wanna graduate but not in his bed,
Here's what you gotta do,
Pick up the phone, I'm always home,
Call me anytime,
36, 24, 36, oh,
I lead a life of crime,
Dirty deeds,
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds,
Done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds,
Done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
So you're havin' trouble with your life of love,
You got a broken heart,
He's double dealin' with your best friend,
That's when the teardrops start,
Pick up the phone I'm here alone,
Just make a social call,
Come right in,
Forget about him,
We'll have ourselves a ball.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap,
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
If ya got a lady and ya want her gone,

But you ain't got the guts,
She keeps naggin' at ya night and day,
Enough to drive you nuts,
Pick up the phone,
Leave her alone,
It's time you made a stand.
For a fee,
I'm happy to be,
Your back door man.
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

Concrete shoes
Cyanide, TNT!
Done dirt cheap!
Neckties, contracts,
High voltage!
Done dirt cheap!
Dirty deeds,
I got a lotta dirty deeds,
Done dirt cheap!

Dirty deeds,
I got a lotta dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap!

Yeah!