Anything you can do, I can do better;
I can do anything better than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater;
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
Yes I am, yes I am!
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
I can shoot a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat.
Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
I can sing anything higher than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can!
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper;
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Fifty cents.
Forty cents.
Thirty cents.
Twenty cents.
No, you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can!
Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can!
I can drink my liquor faster than I flicker.
I can do it quicker, and get even sicker.
I can open any safe.
Without getting caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought, you crook
And note you can hold I can hold longer.
I can hold any note longer than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I---
---I can-
Yes, you can!
Anything you can wear, I can wear better;
In what you wear I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest.
In my shoes?
In your hat!
No, you can't!
Yes I can, yes I can!
Anything you can say, I can say faster.
I can say anything faster than you.
No you can't
YesIcan
Noyoucan't
YesIcan
Can!
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything.
Can you bake a pie?
...No.
...Neither can I.
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything sweeter than you.
No, you can't.
Yes I can.
No, you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't
Yes I can.
No you can't, can't, can't!
Yes I can, can, can!
No, you can't! / Yes I can!
Writer(s): Clare Dunn, Matt Alderman
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