A Summer in Ohio Lyrics

I could have a mansion on a hill
I could lease a villa in saville
But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in ohio
Withe a gay idget named carl
Playing tevya and porgi

I could wander paris after dark
Take a carriage ride through central park
But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in ohio
Where im sharing a room with a former stripper
And her snake
Wayne.