Resume Lyrics

I see everything through telescopes made of toilet rolls
And i pitch strategies to heads of state long dethroned
I keep getting closer every time

I fight forest fires with giant pales full of bullet holes
I cure illnesses that nobody has, but you never know
I guess you never know until you try

Oh . . . Oh . . .

I sing lullabies off Nevermind to the deaf and blind
I give to charities who are profiting and committing crimes
Landing is the hardest part of flying

I build communities where nobody lives and nobody breathes
I cook delicacies to needy kids with obesity
After every fall, another climb

My elder statesmen tell me: "kid keep hanging in
Something's gotta give,
It has to if you keep on trying,
I'm trying, i'm trying, i'm trying

Oh . . . Oh . . .

I invest for elderly in stocks with long maturities
And i mass-produce quarterlies for the worthy cause of saving trees
I keep getting closer every time

My elder statesmen tell me: "kid keep hanging in
Something's gotta give,
It has to if you keep on trying,
I'm trying, i'm trying, i'm trying

Thanks for everything
Here's my photograph and my resume