Baby Marine Lyrics

Talkin' to my daddy on his dying bed
With a smile on his face, this is what he said:
When I came out of my mother's womb
I found myself in the delivery room
All bloody and wet I rappelled to the floor
Cut the ambillical and crawled to the door
(?) and I'm lookin good
Baby Little Marine, like I should
Camouflage diaper, black baby shoes
Butterknife sword and baby dress blue

Humvee stroller, tricycle tank
3 diaper pins on my colorful rank
Down the hall I heard some cryin' like heck
Walked right in, called attention on deck
Said "Listen up wimps, I'm in command!"
"All your crying and your sniffling I will not stand"
They said "Aye aye, sir" and I had it made
I was Commanding Officer of the Baby Brigade