Transylvania Songtext

von Tyler, The Creator

Left Brain, Wolf Haley
Golf Wang, Free Earl, uh

Goddamn I love women
Daydream about penis being in 'em
Meet them with a big grin with a Mac-10
Rope, katana, and then I skin 'em
All beige suit made out of white women
With the red lipstick dancing to John Lennon
With the red sweater jeans made out of blue denim
They can catch me in the spot where the sun don't shine
Bitch don't mind me, shake your hiney
The only motherfucking Wolf here, I spit venom
You're a bad bitch with a real good kitten
And I got the appetite of them fat black women
Wolf Gang in this bitch with a bunch of rats with 'em
Lookin' like the holocaust with Supreme hats with 'em
I am tryna get Ms. Piggy by the motherfucking hairs of her chinny chin chin
Umm, what's that? The cock of a black dude
Mad cause his daughter got the swag of a vacuum (Aww, fuck it)
I'll take her to the back room, dungeon, fighting and punching
And now the slut is under the fucking assumption
That I will be fucking and munching her muffin
Cum will be bleeding but that's not from the time signature of the month, umm

It's because, I'm Dracula bitch
Don't got a problem smacking a bitch
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit
'til I grab them throats and start smacking them shits
It's because, I'm Dracula bitch
Don't got a problem smacking a bitch
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit
'til she decides to take Dracula's dick

Goddamn I love bitches
Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes
Cooking, cleaning, grant my wishes
Make me and the Wolf Gang Sandwitches
Transylvania crypt let's take a, tour
Bitch try getting through that black trap, door
Keep yelling and working them vocal chords
And that'll be more of a reason that you'll get slapped up, for
Is that four trunks comfy? (Fuck you!) Fuck me? No, fuck Buffy
That little bitch keeps trying to hump me
Jumping over gates what the fuck she want from me?
She keeps sending me garlic
How many times I gotta tell her I'm allergic
(I like your cape) Oh this Bathing Ape cape?
Bitch I got it for a bargain at the neighborhood Target
Fangs are sharp and I hope you know
That all I really want from you is that throat
I can't eat pussy cause I might leave cuts
Then there's blood on my sheets, but that might be a plus
On the channel a fucking animal, leaking like pairs of candles
Bitches ain't hard to handle, I don't want a bride I just want bone marrow

It's because, I'm Dracula bitch
Don't got a problem smacking a bitch
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit
'til I grab them throats and start smacking them shits
It's because, I'm Dracula bitch
Don't got a problem smacking a bitch
Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit
'til she decides to take Dracula's dick

Bite her in her fucking neck, bite her in her fucking neck
Bottom of the fucking lake, bottom of the fucking lake
Call my gang of wolves and bats, call my gang of wolves and bats
It's a full moon tonight and these hoes ain't acting right
It's because I'm Dracula bitch, swag, swag, swag
It's because, Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Free Earl, Golf Wang