Wishing gave me her number
And Waiting won't answer the phone
You're hiding out at Desire's house
Because she couldn't find you at home
I've got Desire on the line
She tells me that you're doing fine
I guess you think that there's nothing
Between us anymore
But I've got Desire on the line
Well Trying's been out of the country
And I can't reach Hoping at all
I put in a good word with Dignity
So maybe he'll give me a call
I've got Desire on the line
She tells me that you're doing fine
I guess you think that there's nothing
Between us anymore
But I've got Desire on the line
It's funny how she always picks up the phone
On the very first ring as if she were along
I guess you're not keeping Desire satisfied
Now that she knows that I know you lied
I asked Desire to consider a threesome
She told me she'd give it a try
I can't think of anything better
Than you holding Desire and I