I Shop Lyrics

I shop, therefore I am,
I have lots of cash to spend,
I have dollars in my hand,
I keep them for myself,
I buy for no one else,
No one else.

You know, I am alone,
I don't call anybody "friend".
I'm going to the bank again,
My shopping bags are full,
I am going home alone,
Go alone.
I shop for fun, I don't save any money
Mother's creditcard ruled by my hand,
Yea daddy give me please, please more money
You've worked for it so hard,
Now it's time your son throws it around
Throws it around.

I shop, therefore I am,
I am never satisfied,
Consumer of another kind
Mr. Creditcard,
Money is my heart
Is my heart.