Like a rooster loves a hen,
Like a lion loves his den,
Like Barbie loves Ken,
I love to do things that begin with S-N.
For example...
I love to sneeze –
(a-choo)
(spoken) Pardon me please –
(a-choo)
I like to sniffle,
It really feels nice.
One handkerchief'll
Just never suffice.
But brother watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze –
(a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)
I love to sniff –
(sniff)
(spoken) Just take a whiff –
(sniff)
I also like snarling,
It feels good to me.
Snarling is darling,
I'm sure you'll agree.
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff, –
(sniff)
And sneeze –
(a-choo)
I love to snore –
(snore)
(spoken) It's more like a roar –
(snore)
I like to snooze;
I like resting my head.
I take off my shoes
And I snuggle in bed.
Sometjimes I just lie on the floor
And snore, –
(snore)
And sniff, –
(sniff)
And sneeze –
(a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)
Sometimes I just like to snicker, „tee-hee“,
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me.
And whenever I have a few moments to spend,
(spoken) I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
But much more than any of these,
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze.
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore)
Writer(s): Tom Lehrer
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