Wildest Man Alive Lyrics

When all the mother boys
Had guns & action toys,
I've had my Lego
And some records
And a ball.
I didn't skip a class,
No drinks or home made grass
But I was never left out
In the cold
I was just

Too lazy
To go crazy
Too scared to
Walk a risky life.
When my friends are grand bored
I swing until the final cord
I'll be the wildest man alive x2

When Miss and Mister Jones
Sleep in their senior homes
I'll fly to Goa and get higher
Than the planes
No molten cold enough
No task or man too hard to tough
I'll take every day you throw my way
I won't be
Too lazy
To go crazy
To scared to
Walk a risky life
When my friends are grand bored
I swing until the final cord
I'll be the wildest man alive x3
Best thing about being old
You're risking less
Acting bold
I slept the girl
Who sneakes inline
I drinked booze
Out of mimd
The food is craft
Apparent Loud
I'll step on feets
Turning crowds
Pushing drivers around my tail
I'll slow down and roll like a
Strain
I won't be
Too lazy
To go crazy
To scared to
Walk a risky life
When my friends are grad bored
I swing until the final cord
I'll be the wildest man alive x3