I Am a Monster Lyrics

I'm a monster

I'm much bigger than you ever thought
And I'm listening in to your every thought.

I'm a monster

And my claws are scratching up my face in the morning when I go to shave.

I'm a monster

And my teeth are aching
Aching for meat and the lonely ones around me are smelling sweet.

I'm a monster

I've got monster ears and monster eyes
I put monster ketchup on my monster fries and when I smell blood I feel alive
I'm first ... on ending I lose my mind.

I'm a monster

And when I sleep I cannot be held responsible for the well-being of the one who wakes me.

I've ransacked villages and I'm prosecuted for the damages.
I've eaten children and I've climbed up buildings and I've dangled damsels and I've killed off tons of camels (?)
I've brought hoards of trees down to their wooden knees I've drank lots of drugs in through my monstrous nose I can say roar in sixteen languages and I think I'm gone... all of my sandwiches.

I'm a monster