Cheapest Show Lyrics

The lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat
The exotic dancer is antique.
The high-wire artist broke his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes,
& all the artists need new clothes.
Cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a hack, the clowns make up is all cracked

It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
With drunks drug addicts & old queens
Its garish gaudy & obscene.

Half the staff are pimps & whores
Too old to do it anymore,
They're all old, ugly, stupid, poor
The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
He's ugly stupid & he's vain & he's so in debt he should elope to Spain

The big top it has got more holes than a dart board
Its so old, its gangrened green with mould.

It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
With drunks drug addicts & old queens
Its garish gaudy & obscene.