Lucia (I Deserve Some Candles in My Hair) Lyrics

All the other kids would laugh and stare (look at her)
But in my white dress I don't care
I deserve some candles in my hair

Everyone unpopular join in (bring a friend)
You don't need a vote to win
You all know the song we sing:

Santa Lucia, with blonde locks on fire
Sends all the ugly girls back into the choir
Anti Lucia with black hair and acne
I win the pageant now, here have a cookie

Society begins at school
Know your place and know the rules
Vote for the most beautiful

Blonde Lucia strutting on the floor (what's it for?)
Once she's spent her money on the poor
She don't do that anymore

Santa Lucia, with blonde locks on fire
Sends all the ugly girls back into the choir
Anti Lucia, light up your candles
Let's burn this facist school down to the ground