Like Me Lyrics

I've got a page, got a profile
And my 5000 friends
Come up from the depths so fast
That I've got the bends
Fifteen minutes ago I was nobody's fool
Don't you think that self makes me look
Real cool,
Real cool.
I've got my band together, we've got all the moves
We know the algorithms even if we got

We got no grooves
No grooves
I just shared
I just boosted
I tagged and
I twitched
So please won't you
Why won't you
Why won't you
Like Me
Like Me!
Is it so much to ask?
Like Me!
In between your multi-task
Like Me!
See that opposable thumb?
Like Me!
It's blue and its true
So spare me a crumb,
Spare me a crumb
I'll check back every minute
I'll check back every minute
I know I'm going to win it
I know I'm going to win it
So why won't you,
Won't you like me?
Like me?
I'm getting a round-eyed stare
With all those hi-def pixels
The fog is clearing away;
After all it's about,
It's about what sells
What sells!
No sacred cows to eat,
No codes to defy
Just don't ever take away my free Wi-Fi
My free Wi-Fi
Im saving my fingers from
All those messy inversions
I'd rather get them dirty
With photo filter,
Photo filter decisions
Decisions
I just shared,
I just boosted
I tagged
And i twitched
So please won't you,
Why won't you
Why won't you
Like Me
Like Me!
Is it so much to ask?
Like Me!
In between your multi-task
Like Me!
See that opposable thumb?
Like Me!
It's blue and its true
So spare me a crumb,
Spare me a crumb
I'll check back every minute
I'll check back every minute
I know I'm going to win it
I know I'm going to win it
So why won't you,
Won't you like me?
Like me?
(Solo)
Somebody
Pinched my screen!
I'm afraid I'll soon be catatonic
Got the jitters
Got the bugs
From under my feet,
You pull the rugs
Oh the stillness
Is cacophonic
And how
Will you like?

Will you Like Me
Like Me!
Is it so much to ask?
Like Me!
In between your multi-task
Like Me!
See that opposable thumb?
Like Me!
It's blue and its true
So spare me a crumb,
Spare me a crumb
I'll check back every minute
I'll check back every minute
I know I'm going to win it
I know I'm going to win it
So why won't you,
Won't you like me?
Like me?
Go on, like Me!
Like Me!
Like Me!
Like Me!