Watching Lyrics

(opening lyrics)
It was boredom at first sight.
You could hardly call him bright.
He is no-one's Mr. Right.
So what do I see in him?

But then I'm not so ideal.
I'm not gentle or genteel.

So the question should be
What does he
See in me?

(closing lyrics)
Have I fallen in his spell?
Does he drown me in Chanel?
Is he vibrant? Is he hell!
So what do I see in him?

Am I dazzled by his style?
Has he made my life worthwhile?
Does he melt me with his smile?
Don't make me laugh.

Every inch of him is limp.
He's a 14-carat wimp.
I would rather have a chimp
As my other half.

But then I'm not blessed with charm.
I bring chaos where there was calm.

So the question should be
What does he
See in me?