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Rent-a-ghost Lyrics

If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghouys of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghost writers,
And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!

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If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and poltergeists, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Because what you see is not ESP but, Rentaghost.
At your party have seance so hire Rentaghost,
We give medium size tables here at, Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
'Cos we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Well it's hardly scientific but it's really quite terrific,
It's the spirit of the thing that counts for you.
To be a great manifestation, a phenomenal fixation,
Get scared to death, become a ghost too.
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghost writers,
And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!

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If Your Mansion House Needs Haunting Just Call Rentaghost
We've Got Spooks and Ghouls and Freaks and Fools At Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera Sing A Haunting Melody
Remember What You See is Not A Mystery But Rentaghost
At Your Party Be A Smarty and Hire Rentaghost
If You Want A Fright Climb the Spooky Heights with Rentaghost
You Can Let Our Spirits Haunt You and for Fun Play Ghostmans' Knock
Because We Aim to Shock We Hope Your Knees Will Knock That's Rentaghost
Let Me Say We're Most Terrific Simple Ghosts Not Scientific Merely Supernatural Ghoulies of the Day
Heavy Foot Steps in Your Attic Means A Spectre Telepathic is Descending Just to Spirit You Away Hey!
We Are Extraordinary Fellows Here At Rentaghost
To Be Another Uri Geller Come to Rentaghost
For A Biography We've Ghost Writers and Not Forgetting A Ghost Script
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost!
Every Guy and Girl Will Love the Spirit World of Rentaghost
A Seance Or Two Will Blast the Past to You Via Rentaghost
For Litations Try Our Visitations Great Manifestations Astrally
Its Simple Esp Plus Psychic Energy And Rentaghost.
We've Got Clanking Chains And Supernatural Brains At Rentaghost
If Things Keep Falling Down A Poltergeist's Around From Rentaghost
We Answer Any Calls We Roller Skate Through Walls We Wander Headless Down Your Halls
If You Want Moans And Groans Vibrating 'Round Your Homes Call Rentaghost.
Can Our Physic Save Your Souling Send Your Spirits Rock And Rolling
Let Our Ghost From Coast to Coast Waft Over You
To Be A Ghastly Innovation A Phenomenal Sensation
Just Get Scared to Death Become A Ghost Too..Ooh!
We Knock Upon Your Door Then Enter Through The Floor That's Rentaghost
You Want An Exorcist to Clear The Mystic Myths Call Rentaghost
Invisibility Plus Our Agility to Raise Your Spirits 'Scuse The Pun
Is What Makes it Fun to Be A Deadly Son of Rentaghost
When All is Said And Done Our Vision is The One Ring Rentaghost.
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