Murray Had a Turtle Lyrics

Murray had a turtle.
I called it tiny tim.
He put it in the bathtub.
To see if he could swim.
(Turtle noises made by Captain Feathersword(Paul Paddick.)
He drank up all the water(Oh no.)
He ate up all the soap.(Uh oh.)
He tried to eat the bathtub but he pluged it down his throat.
(Turtle noises made by Captain.)
Murray called the doctor.(Doctor.)

The doctor called the nurse.
The nurse called the lady with the poka dotted purse.
(Turtle noises made by Captain.)
In walked the doctor.(Hello doctor.
In walked the nurse.(Hi Nurse.)
In walked the lady with the poka dotted purse.(Hello.)
(Turtle Noises made by Captain.)
Hmm said the doctor.
Ahh said the nurse.
Fab said the lady with the poka dotted purse.
(Turtle noises made by Captain.)
Ooh said the doctor.
Ahh said the nurse.
Bad said the lady with the poka dotted purse.
(Turtle noises made by Captain.)
Murray thanked the doctor(Thanks doc.)
Murray thanked the nurse.(thankyou nurse.)
Murray thanked the lady with the poka dotted purse.(Thankyou Mamm.)
(Turtle noises made by Captain.)