I Found a Loophole Songtext

von The Whomping Willows

Hermione
This is killing me
You re seriously a tease just for
Existing close to me
My curiosity
Keeps me in captivity
You re gonna make this tree a slave
To pure insanity

Five years it s been since we first met
Now you re kicking it with house-elves
And you re every teacher s pet
But to you a tree is just a tree
What would it take for you to wake up
And get next to me?

Oh wait, I m a rock star
And not just any rock star
I m a wizard rock rock star
And I rock out in a human body
So, Hermione, I found a loophole
Why don t you come and check out one of my rock shows?
I ll take you to the after-party
And you can get familiar with my human body

Hermione, I hope it s clear to see
My Muggle form is waiting for
The moment when we re dating
We ll crash the scene
I ll treat you like a queen
We ll be like Romeo and Juliet
Except not quite as dead

Five years it s been since I first set
My lonely eyes upon you
Now I m finally breaking through
So what do you say?
Let s run away
Leave everything behind
We ll rock until the end of time

Cause, girl, I m a rock star
And not just any rock star
I m a wizard rock rock star
And I rock out in a human body
So, Hermione, I found a loophole
Why don t you come and check out one of my rock shows?
I ll take you to the after-party
And you can get familiar with my human body