Necrophiliac Drag Queen Lyrics

I go down to the graveyard late at night,
Try and find me a brand new wife,
The dead don't say no and they're never mean,
But don't forget your tub of Vaseline.

There's only one downside,
They never scream,
But I still like being a necrophiliac drag queen.

Necrophiliac drag queen, drag queen baby!

I take her home, put her in bed,
It doesn't really matter if she's got no head,
I don't want the living the dead's all I got,
I'll fuck them til the sun comes up or at least until rot.

Just bring your KY jelly,
And your lubrication cream,
You gonna need it if you wanna be,
A necrophiliac drag queen.

Necrophiliac drag queen, drag queen baby!

Fuck the dead,
Fuck the dead,
Fuck her dead,
Fuck her dead!
Necrophiliac drag queen, drag queen baby!