Dumb Books Lyrics

Dumb Books by The Squids
Lyrics by Joey Spatafora
Music by LaTour

Who keeps sending me dumb books?
I got about 50 dumb books
You can't even read these dumb books
I did not join the dumb book club of the month you know

So what happens when the mail man keeps the mail for himself
Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books!

Hey! Hey!

Do you want these dumb books
You can't even read these dumb books
I know what I'm going to do with these dumb books
I'm going to take them all and give them right to the library

So what happens when the mail man keeps the mail for himself
Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books! Dumb Books!
I just can't believe the mail man keeps bringing me all these
Really dumb stupid books