Like a real smoothie
Walk down the street
(Like a real smoothie)
Shuffling his feet
(Like a real smoothie)
Right over her shirt
(Like a real smoothie)
Watching him spurt
(Like a real smoothie)
I can tell at a glance he's happy
With her heart in his fist
He's a decent sort of chappie
Never uses his wrist
Like a real smoothie
He gets it right
(Like a real smoothie)
Every night
(Like a real smoothie)
Wish I was him
(Like a real smoothie)
Not some guy just like Jim
(Like a real smoothie)
He agrees with almost everyone
He's a friend of us all
He's ornamental and you can easily
Keep a dozen of him in the hall
Like a real smoothie
Down the King's Road
(Like a real smoothie)
Doesn't have to be told
(Like a real smoothie)
He does it best
(Like a real smoothie)
He comes in his vest
(Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie
Oh but he cares
(Like a real smoothie)
Nobody wears
(Like a real smoothie)
Lookin' alright
(Like a real smoothie)
He gets it right
(Like a real smoothie)
Oh I wish he would
(Like a real smoothie)
Ooh I wish he could
(Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Writer(s): Robyn Rowan Hitchcock
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